This is for the RADIANT VS DIRE CHILI COOKOFFhosted by the amazing Steam Workshop duo, Chemical Alia & Drysocket!! Ok, oh-kay… this picture direly lacks Dire. And why does Timbersaw have a spork and a knife, you may ask? He’s after that huge cauldron of chili that the Techies have run off with, but Crystal Maiden—thinking this is a CHILLY cookoff (#hohoho #thatwasakneeslapper #rylaiplzno)—has frozen them in their tracks! The goblin trio is about to go out with a KABAM. Do you think, after eating all that chili, the Techies will have explosive diarrhea? I’M SORRY. I’m sorry, I’ll stop.
Silly Rizz! <3 You don’t eat chili with a kni— "I’LL CUT EVERYONE!!!"
Everyone’s gotta start somewhere. For Squee, Spleen, and Spoon, it’s all about firecrackers and crazy science experiments. Who needs crystalized fulminated mercury when you have mentos and diet cola? SCIENCE!